One must admit there are benefits that come with wearing a red and white suit--chief among them, the opportunity to have a dish of a blonde sit on your knee and whisper her fondest wishes into your ear. Oh my.
The jolly old elf arrived at the party a few nights ago, accompanied by this pretty young elf--who looked very helpful in her green frock and red platform pumps. I do hope Santa and his staff found you and yours well this season. Cheers!