Earlier in the week, I'd read
a proclamation on The Daily Beast that clogs--one of my favorite shoe styles--are summer's worst trend. The grumpy writer went on to combine clogs, platform sandals, and gladiator sandals into one large category on which to heap her disdain. Poor dear. She must lead an unhappy life. Perhaps the sight of Big Irvin might cheer her. He is wearing gladiator sandals to complement an outfit which includes a helpful sign covering his private regions--but do look closer....
....and you will see that he has outlined his gladiator lace-ups with neon lights!
Earlier in the week, I'd read a proclamation on The Daily Beast that clogs--one of my favorite shoe styles--are summer's worst trend. The grumpy writer went on to combine clogs, platform sandals, and gladiator sandals into one large category on which to heap her disdain. Poor dear. She must lead an unhappy life. Perhaps the sight of Big Irvin might cheer her. He is wearing gladiator sandals to complement an outfit which includes a helpful sign covering his private regions--but do look closer....
....and you will see that he has outlined his gladiator lace-ups with neon lights!
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