Reid....A Hat Bedighted

Yes, my old pal Reidy likes to think himself a busy man...much too busy to stop and model for a muddle-headed fashion anthropologist. To which I say, pish posh. I had my eye on Reid's new hat and the odd ornaments with which he'd adorned it.
He claimed these are actual ducks he'd shot himself. And I suppose he turned them over to an Amazonian head-shrinker to make them fit on his hat. The man must think me feeble-minded indeed.