makes for amusing company. We strolled by several Main Street galleries, looking for enough light to snap a photo because he had on a most delightful furry coat. Gentlemen, you may do well to find such a coat for yourselves; I noticed that women seemed drawn to it as if it were a super-powerful refrigerator magnet (and they, of course, non-stainless steel appliances). Indeed, it was the sort of coat one longs to turn inside out and try on naked, and its wearer seemed amenable to permitting me to give that a go. Alas, I had on some rather unsightly sock garters and wasn't willing to expose myself.