Laura....Preston Street

The green boots caught my eye, so I stopped this saucy redhead for a chat.

LM (pointing his fountain pen at her legs): Are those perchance what they call jeggings?
Laura: My jeans? I buy them in a can.
LM (looking serious, notes in his jotter "jeans in a can"): Indeed, madam, I am not familiar with jeans in a can.
Laura (grinning wickedly): Oh yes, I spray them on.